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"Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths."



The Salesman

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”

“Fuck off!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money” and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. “Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.” And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallway carpet.

“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”

“Well,” she said, “I hope you’ve got a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning.”


The Rod and Reel

A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a fishing rod to give to her husband for his birthday.

A salesman wearing dark glasses with a dog is behind the counter and asks, “Can I help you ma’am ?”

“Well, I’d like to buy a fishing rod, can you tell me about this one?” she answers.

The salesman replies, “I’m sorry ma’am but I am blind and can not see the rod your referring too. However, if you’ll drop it on the counter I’ll tell you all about it as I can tell from the sound it makes.”

The lady picks up the rod, and does what he says and drops it on the counter.

He belts “That’s a Zebco 2500, fiberglass, 6.5’, medium action - $15.”

Lady - “Wow !” She finds another and does the same.

“Thats an Orion 35C, graphite, 6’, light action - best used with ultralight tackle - $20.”

Very impressed the lady decides to buy the second one.

As the man is ringing up the sale, the lady makes a rather large noise as she passes gas but feels no need to apologize as the salesman is blind and has no idea who she is.

Salesman says, “That’ll be $25.”

“TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS !? YOU SAID $20?”

“That’s right mam, $20 for the rod, $3 for the duck call, and $2 for the fish bait.”




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