1. It’s important to have a man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a man who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four men don’t know each other!

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour and then she hung up.

“Wow!” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”

The girl replied, “Wrong number…”