A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, me name’s Dave.” DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?” Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced ‘go-an’.” DJ: “… You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?” Caller: ‘Goan f**k yourself’

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: “96FM, what’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff” DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?” Caller: “Smee… spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’” DJ: “…you are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?” Caller: “Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!”