A guy in Paris saw a pit bull attacking a toddler. He killed the pit bull and saved the child’s life. Reporters swarmed the fellow.

“Tell us! What’s your name? All Paris will love you! Tomorrow’s headlinewill be: ‘Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!’”

The guy says, “But I’m not from Paris.”

Reporters: “That’s OK. Then the whole of France will love you and tomorrow’s headline will read: ‘Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!’”

The guy says, “I’m not from France, either.”

Reporters: “That’s OK also. All Europe will love you. Tomorrow’s headlines will shout: ‘Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!’”

The guy says, “I’m not from Europe, either.”

Reporters: “So, where are you from?”

The guy says, “I’m from Israel.”

Reporters: “Oh. In that case, tomorrow’s headlines will say ‘Israeli Kills Girl’s Dog!’”