Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie…the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said Hillary, “Who’s clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating she has never told a lie.”

“Who’s clock is that?”

“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Bill’s clock?” Hillary asked.

“Bill’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”